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Rackspace provides “BEST” customer support ever!!!

April 8th, 2011
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Welcome to Rackspace. How can I assist you?
You have been connected to Natalie P.
Customer:  hi, here’s the situation:
Natalie P:  Hi, how can I help?
Customer:  i have an .mdf, over 77 megs, i need a sql server environment to attach this file and retrieve the data (since i don’t own a windows machine)
Customer:  can you help?
Natalie P:  Are you able to manage and configure a server?
Customer:  not really, i just need to be able to pull this information out of this file, somehow
Natalie P:  I’m afraid I cant help!
Natalie P:  If you were able to manage and config a server I would have suggested using a cloud server which has no contract, which you can spin upand turn off and only use for the hours in use
Customer:  wait a second
Customer:  so you’re saying that if someone has a backup of an sql server instance in a common format, needs to have server admin skills to query a database?
Customer:  hello?
Natalie P:  Apologies for the delay
Natalie P:  If you could manage and admin a server, you could have spun up a server and only paid for the server to obtain your files
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